Man Candy Monday: Caption Contest!

Okay, so here's a pic I ganked from Dotty Pinhole (I love you Dotty!) of Matthew McConaughey in a very dramatic pose.  Whoever posts the best caption for it wins a free copy of INSTINCT.  Ready, set, go!

Comments

[Erastes]

Achilles couldn't help but be suspicious at the new doctor's method of prostate examination.

[AnneD]

*whistle blows*
"Infraction against the skins team, that lift is NOT supported in the IRB rule book!"

[Jo]

No, no, no, it's meant to be jazz hands, look at Mattthew. Honestly, back up dancers these days.

[Laura B]

"Left hand up! Now right hand up! C'mon ladies keep up the pace!"

Matthew thought excersing in the nude was the best way to burn those calories off but the ladies attending the class thought otherwise.

[Patricia K]

little harder keep it up

[Patricia K]

How far did it go?

[Larena Wirum]

And this is the prototype of what we like to call a jock strap. For those times when you need a little extra support.

[Steven Harper Piziks]

Okay, cough =now=.

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This wa there no way the ball or balls can be dropped. Better than a safety cup.

[wendy]

I said Balzac not Ball Sack!