Came across this link yesterday. An article from British newspaper The Independent entitled Ebooks: The End of the Word as We Know It. Lordy. This one has it all, from the fetishistic adoration of "real books" to the hysterical proclamations of the death of culture. Play the E-books Article Drinking Game with this one and become an instant alchoholic.
There's a lot of hyperbole here, as you might guess from the title. There is also some information quoted that seems grossly innaccurate to me. Agent David Godwin is quoted as saying:
"But all that's going to change now in the US – the price of the e-book is now controlled at $12.95."
$12.95? Did I miss something?
And some terminology that is either Britspeak, which is one thing, or simply not bothering to know what one is talking about, which is another:
The paperback-sized e-books haven't been responsible for all the trouble, but they certainly started it.
He must mean e-readers, right? Those darn e-readers, always causing trouble.
Here's just a couple of my favorite passages:
Less anxious commentators thought the Kindle might be handy to take on holiday, because it was lighter than carrying six books in your luggage.
Few noticed its incendiary power to torch the publishing world. Nicholson Baker, the lofty author of The Mezzanine, called it "an alpenhorn blast of post-Gutenbergian revalorisation".
Holy shit! I'm not sure what that means but it sounds pretty serious.
And then there's this:
And the new phenomenon might indeed have remained a passing fad, had it not been for the involvement of four major companies: Amazon, Sony, Apple and Google. It's their quadrilateral Battle of the e-books that is sending gouts of blood all over the arena.
Gouts of blood! Incendiary blasts of post-Gutenbergian revalorisation! Aieeeee!
Well at least there will be plenty of unsaleable paper books to blot it up all the gore.
You really should just go read this. It's a hoot. If you need any more convincing, here's the porny part. Quoting Neill Denny, editor-in-chief of The Bookseller:
His voice becames dreamy. "Physically bumping into a book, in a shop, in real life. Having a bookseller put it into your hand..."
Are you getting hot yet? I know, it's difficult what with the blood and the blasting horns and all, but close your eyes, and remember the smell and feel of a real book. Yeah... that's it... just lay back and think of moveable type.
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